Thursday, September 22, 2005

Signs of dementia

1.suspecting that a very close friend secretly hates you...just because she didnt return your call in 2-3 days .

2.suspecting harmless schoolkids of stalking you just because they seem to take the same bus as you.

3.breaking into tears in the middle of a public transport ...without any reason

4.having EXTREME moodswings within a span of two minutes..(this when yo're NOT PMSing)

5.talking about your insanity in a blog ...where half the world can read it and laugh (this when you have katagelophobia!)

13 comments:

Teleute said...

you post this even after the friend calls you up in greatly apologetic fashion? nongra.

Unknown said...

Don't worry everyone goes through this phase once in a while!
Am still waiting for the *hug*!

ru said...

teleute ;says dementia.i dont think demented ppl are very "porishkar".....well except ppl with ocd

some1 somewhere'dont hold ypu breath. :)

devjit said...

schoolkids chasing u, old middle aged men have again began to feel me up(thought i had passed that frightful stage of my life) , sad even i am not safe in this city anymore.

Sagnik Nandy said...

you sound like just another normal person :)

Unknown said...

I looked around me there was no one in sight!
I felt the energy for my body slowly being drained away,followed by a choking sensation in my throat.
What was happening!
did no one care?
My mind was filled with questions as i collapsed onto the ground.
My body had no energy left,my face purple with strain!
I felt dead!
Why?,I asked.
Why!
Will no *hug* ever come?
(lying on the ground gasping for air but waiting for a *hug*)

sv3 said...

haha.

@debu chow - Old middle-aged men? Thought they were too old to lift their hands that quick. So did you raise a scene?

@ru - It can happen without PMS. Example - my sister. Everyday, she's all smiles when she needs my help in Maths or English. Next second - "@&$#&*". It happens.

Best way to get over it - listen to some particularly depressing music, then watch a gruesome movie and imagine the victims to be your teachers (and anyone else who pissed you off). Thats it. Next day, you're fine.

sv3 said...

@debu - wouldn't those old middle-aged men have to be seriously gay?

Unjustified Insanity~~ said...

what
panty u ain't middle aged!
for god sakes don't go off forgetting your age again!

devjit said...

they were i swear they were and they still are, the roads are not safe.

sv3 said...

the roads are never safe, not when Unjustified Insanity is on the prowl!

ru said...

sagnik:really ?thank god!!

dev; yes i totally agree! roads rnt safe nemore ,really really old woman made kolkata-taxiwallah-like obscene-kissing-noises-faces at me ...in the middle of jodhpur park.

kanti;how would you know if your sis were actually PMSinng....dont answer that.and thanks for the advice .

sv3 said...

You're welcome. And yes, I would know. Psychic powers!