Monday, August 29, 2005

wanted:a sarcastic" cyrano ",(preferably female )who will always give me company ,and prompt ,cutting "put-u-in-your-place" remarks whenever the need arises .anyone fitting the job -description please appply

pay:5 countered Navy Cuts a jharoed Classic or Gold Flake King once in a while!

ps:(like cyrrano) the employees identity will not be disclosed to the person i'm trying to put in his/her place!!

Friday, August 26, 2005

wonders of wonders ! condition has a name.lots of names in fact.
something tells me i probably have 85%of all the phobias listed in
so in addition to being a,manic depressive ,semi schizophrenic ,biopolar ,myopic ,semi diabetic i'm also......1)catagelophobic
2)testophobic (yes the word exists)
8)vaccinophobic(this exists too..i'm really not making this up!!)
19)arachibutyrophobic(yes i'm incredibly scared of peanut butter sticking on the roof of my mouth!!)
ps:there are actually ppl in this world with this phobia ...."defecaloesiphobia"(i wont tell you what it is ,..try looking it up!)
guess what this is .. (the QM who must not be named has often posed this question)

itsthe fear of long words!!

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

damn good chicken pakora .even better coffee.and am crush-free

Monday, August 22, 2005

i had fun yesterday....more than i expected to.
i didn't trip over invisible obstacles and fall flat in the middle of Crosswords(why do swanky places always do that to me?)
i didn't say something supremely dumb that i'll regret for the rest of my life ....(i might have..but since i dont remember, i shall pretend that i haven't )
did get a very strong attack of giggles once.....but i dont think any one noticed.shshsh!
oh and the best part, i dont feel over the hill anymore!!

Sunday, August 21, 2005

the Fat Friend. OR the Psycho Stalker.what lovely identities to choose from!!!!!.definitely blue

Thursday, August 18, 2005

memories desend on you
like flies on an open wound.
i wear on my sleeves
sometimes good sense dawns upon you.pity clarity doesnt last for too long.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

funny how nice technofreaks are to technophobs. thank you.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

read the simoqin prophecies.really liked it.wonder when the sequel is coming out......and wonder which bakra will buy me the next one.
am wallowing in not even a teenager bloody twenty....... which means i cant pretend to be grown up n mature ...i'll actually have to be that do you do that anyway?