Tuesday, January 24, 2006

the mirror has grown a new face.and it refuses to go away.she stares at it,willing it to go away.it just stares back.

it has a voice too these days.says things like,"your hair looks flat today.what did you,do comb it too hard?"
or,"when will your pimples stop?"
or,"hehehe,your nose is ridiculously big."
or,"don't smile too much.your teeth shows.did you know you have uneven teeth?"

and all she says is,"is it?do i ?"

the previous mirror was nicer.paid more compliments.
and when critical,it would limit itself to calling her fat...say"uh uh.fat day.wear black".

the only thing this mirror likes about her is her eyes.

"my eyes?"she protests."besides being myopic,they are slightly cross-eyed.and one is smaller than the other.and one eyebrow is higher than the other.how can you possibly like them?
AND the kaajal never stays put.it always smudges."

"they 're nice ",it says.

"nice?just nice?"

"well half a loaf...."
thats another thing.this one is way too proverb-quoting.rather irritating.

she has to get a more flattering mirror.
one thats not proverbial.

5 comments:

Jitzomnia said...

but im sur u dont wanna throw this mirror...rit???dont worry its the othr fac f the mirror...it secrtly complmnts...

devjit said...

ha ha ha.

sinusoidally said...

Let me know where she finds that mirror. I could use it for myself. :-)

Poorna Banerjee said...

yep Mal-nutrition... this is what Bulimia can do to you.

Since Murgi's leaving for Delhi am really miffed and so sobbing and not blogging for the last few days. Saw your blog for the 1st time... hit me back sometimes to my moth-ridden blog.

ru said...

jitz:does it?

debu :nice to be of amusement.

sinusoidally:couldnt we all.

panu::-)