wanted:a sarcastic" cyrano ",(preferably female )who will always give me company ,and prompt ,cutting "put-u-in-your-place" remarks whenever the need arises .anyone fitting the job -description please appply

pay:5 countered Navy Cuts a day.one jharoed Classic or Gold Flake King once in a while!

ps:(like cyrrano) the employees identity will not be disclosed to the person i'm trying to put in his/her place!!