wanted:a sarcastic" cyrano ",(preferably female )who will always give me company ,and prompt ,cutting "put-u-in-your-place" remarks whenever the need arises .anyone fitting the job -description please appply

pay:5 countered Navy Cuts a day.one jharoed Classic or Gold Flake King once in a while!

ps:(like cyrrano) the employees identity will not be disclosed to the person i'm trying to put in his/her place!!

wonders of wonders !.....my condition has a name.lots of names in fact.
something tells me i probably have 85%of all the phobias listed in www.phobialist.com.
so in addition to being a,manic depressive ,semi schizophrenic ,biopolar ,myopic ,semi diabetic i'm also......1)catagelophobic
2)testophobic (yes the word exists)
3)monophobic
4)xenophobic
5)isolophobic
6)odynephobic
7)opthalmophobic
8)vaccinophobic(this exists too..i'm really not making this up!!)
9)topophobic
10)decidophobic
11)achluophobic
12)agliophobic
13)anuptaphobic
14)athazagoraphobic
15)atychiphobic
16)cheimatophobic
17)cyberphobic
18)cryuophobic
19)arachibutyrophobic(yes i'm incredibly scared of peanut butter sticking on the roof of my mouth!!)
ps:there are actually ppl in this world with this phobia ...."defecaloesiphobia"(i wont tell you what it is ,..try looking it up!)
guess what this is .. (the QM who must not be named has often posed this question)
"hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia''........

itsthe fear of long words!!

damn good chicken pakora .even better coffee.and am crush-free

i had fun yesterday....more than i expected to.
i didn't trip over invisible obstacles and fall flat in the middle of Crosswords(why do swanky places always do that to me?)
i didn't say something supremely dumb that i'll regret for the rest of my life ....(i might have..but since i dont remember, i shall pretend that i haven't )
did get a very strong attack of giggles once.....but i dont think any one noticed.shshsh!
oh and the best part, i dont feel over the hill anymore!!

the Fat Friend. OR the Psycho Stalker.what lovely identities to choose from!!!!!.definitely blue

memories desend on you
like flies on an open wound.
mine?
i wear on my sleeves

sometimes good sense dawns upon you.pity clarity doesnt last for too long.

funny how nice technofreaks are to technophobs. thank you.

read the simoqin prophecies.really liked it.wonder when the sequel is coming out......and wonder which bakra will buy me the next one.
am wallowing in selfpity.......am not even a teenager anymore........am bloody twenty....... which means i cant pretend to be grown up n mature ...i'll actually have to be that way...........how do you do that anyway?